Category Archives: Random Gibberish

One-Stop Shopping

The food isn’t the only thing that’s hot at the Oasis diner! Sighted in (where else?) West Virginia, on Route 19. This is a place where you can get your cheeseburger with mozzarella cheese and a side of souvlaki… and … Continue reading

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Go Ahead, Rub it In

Chauncy had long been reluctant to try therapeutic massage, but when his friends finally convinced him to visit “Semantra’s New Age Aromatherapy, Crystal and Massage Wellness Center”, he soon overcame his shyness and came to enjoy trying various scents and … Continue reading

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What is the National Education Association?

I’ve been a member of the NEA ever since I started teaching at the university, but people outside the education field often ask me, “what exactly is the National Education Association?” After reading through all the mail they’ve ever sent … Continue reading

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Blog Spam Poetry

Looking through my recent post on the subject of blog spam, I was struck by the appealing rhythm and imagery of the nonsense text I quoted at the end. Spammers insert these random pieces of text to try to fool … Continue reading

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Computerized Clothing

Or: “Is that a Pentium in your pocket or you just happy to see me?” Yes, they’re working on developing computerized clothing. Some of it designed to interface neatly with your iPod, cell phone and other personal digital devices. Some … Continue reading

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Scotland Closed for Repairs

Scotland will be closed for repairs on the weekend of 23-24 February, 2008. It will re-open the following Monday. The management would like to offer their sincere apologies to those who were planning a visit to Scotland at that time … Continue reading

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Klingon Sudoku

I created this as a joke, but I just know someone’s going to actually solve it in Klingon… How can you get geekier than a Sudoku puzzle in Klingon? Perhaps by solving it while dressed as a hobbit or Jedi … Continue reading

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Photographers: Improve Your Image(s)

Frustrated with your unsatisfactory photographs? Weary from hours of fiddling with Photoshop, trying to obtain that perfect rendition? Tired of having your submissions to online galleries rejected? Well now you can rest easy because I’ve got the solution to all … Continue reading

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The New Color of the Year is Out!

I’m bring you this news because, as a multimedia professional and academic type, I find out all the important stuff before anyone else and I feel a professional obligation to educate the public on issues like this: Pantone, the “global … Continue reading

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Car Names

It’s odd, but also telling, that the word “automobile” is frequently abbreviated as “auto”. Whereas the former means “self-moving” the latter means simply “self”, and the number of people who see their cars as an extension of themselves is ample … Continue reading

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