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"You can never have too many lenses."
"Photography is simple. The only complicated thing is keeping it simple."
"There are no rules in photography. Just preferences."
"Feedback is appreciated. Ego strokes are cherished."
"They're just pixels. They exist only because you allow them to and they're willing to die in service to you."
"My glasses are clean but my mind isn't."
"The telling of beautiful, untrue things is the proper aim of art."
"When I'm not writing emails, I'm a pretty reasonable guy."
"Event photography is like making love — position is important but timing is everything."
"Just enough information to be totally useless."
"Accuracy is for the unimaginative."
"Sometimes I wish there were two of me then I could stand on my own shoulders."
"Rattle some bones, burn some incense, prostrate yourself before the lesser god of the black box."
"I can't tell the difference between food and art, apparently. Which explains a lot...."
"You've failed the entropy test."
"Just because you didn't change anything doesn't mean nothing changed."
"You're not kicking me when I'm down, you're just kicking me."
"Why would I take photos of people when I already know what they look like?"
"I shoot. I don't test."
"90% of everything is off-topic."
"Art happens..."
"Fun makes great photography"
"Brute force is an option!"
"It doesn't matter how many megapixels you have. A crap picture is still crap."
"You can never have enough monkeys."
"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."
"It is always difficult to be correct and understood at the same time."
"Where the imagination goes, the wallet is sure to follow."
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