Film is Dead

It’s not pinin’! It’s passed on! Film is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t stuck it in a scanner it’d be pushing up the daisies! Its chemical processes are now history! It’s off the twig! It’s kicked the bucket! It’s shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! FILM IS DEAD!!