Category Archives: Random Gibberish

Thank you for flying American Skyways. Welcome aboard. We realize that this was the only flight would take you anywhere near your intended destination on the day and/or time you needed to travel without either charging more money than the … Continue reading →

So, you thought Twitter was a recent phenomenon? Au contraire! People have been posting “Tweets” for a long time. The ones below are just a sampling of the treasure trove of Tweets historians have discovered after many years of research. … Continue reading →

So… getting into the holiday spirit here (and trying to find something to do during a power outage), I’ve written this little holiday ditty, reflecting the spirit of the times. The ghost of Christmas Present, if you will. Enjoy! Santa … Continue reading →

Chauncy had long been reluctant to try therapeutic massage, but when his friends finally convinced him to visit “Semantra’s New Age Aromatherapy, Crystal and Massage Wellness Center”, he soon overcame his shyness and came to enjoy trying various scents and … Continue reading →

I’ve been a member of the NEA ever since I started teaching at the university, but people outside the education field often ask me, “what exactly is the National Education Association?” After reading through all the mail they’ve ever sent … Continue reading →